So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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