they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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