is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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