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what?
penguin condom
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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