Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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