I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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