She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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