no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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