My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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