no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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