you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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