Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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