Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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