He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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