How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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