Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
