No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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