I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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