There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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