We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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