She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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