I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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