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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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