I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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