Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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