Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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