we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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