She's JV to your varsity
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You were trust falling into bushes
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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