? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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