shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am mentally ready for anal.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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