I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Still dying that you shit outside
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My breasts were aching with rage.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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