it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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