I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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