im drinking this country out of the recession.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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