I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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