Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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