Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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