He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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