His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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