she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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