ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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