Umm I'm too high to move.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My bed smells like the plague
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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