is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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