I'm really into asian looking animals
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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