Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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