My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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