Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
are you so shy because you have an std?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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