She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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