Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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