Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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